Humorous and hilarious,
“Suggestion for the Automated Switchboard of a Psychiatric Hospital…“
“Thank you for calling:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press ’1′ repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, ask someone else to press ’2′.
If you have multiple personalities, press ’3′, ’4′, ’5′ and ’6′.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want; just stay on the line and we will trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press, we won’t answer your call anyway.
If you are a GP, forget about referring a patient because there aren’t any beds.”
Source: Medical Humour – Medical Jokes (without picture)
Picture: Wikipedia: Sigmund Freud
Inspiration for the post, courtesy of: TheSeeker
this is too funny to see a picture of Freud. The humour suits him well.
Thanks for quoting the post. Rom.
Glad you like it!
I thought of giving it a bit of a personal “touch”…
Coffee spiller…
AV
Oh AV, I am so sorry, not the coffee:-D
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Achi Mike, I had to cheat, using a translator, as the most I can do is read some letters:-D
Yes, Hilarious (?) glad you like it:-D
Todah rabah:-D
I am going to reblog this…….somewhere. Just haven’t decided where yet.
Probably over at the sane place.
Be my guest Lady!
At the “sane” place…?:-D
Reblogged this on Mix&MatchMeme and commented:
I thought it was funny.
This is really funny!
You are just too sanely funny… glad to see it’s going around teehee
As often as I see this post, it never gets old.