Humorous and hilarious,
“Suggestion for the Automated Switchboard of a Psychiatric Hospital…“
“Thank you for calling:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press ’1′ repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, ask someone else to press ’2′.
If you have multiple personalities, press ’3′, ’4′, ’5′ and ’6′.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want; just stay on the line and we will trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press, we won’t answer your call anyway.
If you are a GP, forget about referring a patient because there aren’t any beds.”
Source: Medical Humour – Medical Jokes (without picture)
Picture: Wikipedia: Sigmund Freud
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